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Friday, 24 December 2010

Christmas Eve

I’d like to wish all my regulars, all my followers, and everyone that drops by,

A Very Merry Christmas


From myself, and my best friend Jim.



And a seasonal tale, that I found amusing.


It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight, sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.

He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant. At which news she protested very strongly.

'Don't be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man'

The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had never so much as kissed a man.

The doctor studied the girl very carefully, then quietly stood up, walked to the window and stared out of it.

Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was something wrong.


"No, not really" replied the doctor. 'It might just be a coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star appeared the East.'

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Have a good one, where ever you are, and whatever you're doing.

23 comments:

  1. Haha! Cute story.... Thanks for the Christmas wishes...and a Merry, Merry Christmas to you too! Love the photo of Jim.

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  2. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a brilliant New Year. Thanks for the smiles. :)

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  3. warm hugs and mery chrismas !!!
    Kathrin

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  4. Merry Christmas to you and Jim.

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  5. Happy Christmas Keith and have a fantastic New Year.
    John And Sue.

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  6. Nice one Keith.

    Very best wishes to you and Jim.

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  7. Yes, Great story Keith, Merry Christmas.{:)

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  8. HI Keith...You brought me to tears you know..beautiful !!
    "Merry Christmas to you and Jim" and a wonderful New Year of good health!!

    Warm Christmas "Hugs" to you my good friend!!

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  9. ENJOY your Holiday-- Keith & Jim!

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  10. Thanks Kelly :)

    Thank you Hilary :)

    Kathrin, thank you :)

    Adrian, cheers :)

    John and Sue, thank you :)

    Süt Dilimi, thank you. :)

    Thanks John :)

    Thank you Roy :)

    Grammie, thank you. Dry your eyes lol :)

    Linda, thank you :)

    Dixxe, thank you :)

    Merry Christmas to you all :)

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  11. I like Christmas Eve best of all really. Your Jim is a handsome fella reminds me of Aslan from The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe and I swear it was you Keith doing the voiceover for Mr Beaver... Enjoy your Christmas, bottoms up bud

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  12. Merry Christmas Keith - to you and Jim :)
    Take care !
    xx

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  13. Thanks Debbie. All the best to you and your family. The JD is sliding down a treat at the moment.

    Pescalune, thank you. Best wishes to you too :)

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  14. Happy Christmas and a great New Year, lovely dog, and best mate.

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  15. Thanks Bob. Have a great Christmas too :)

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  16. Wishing you and Jim a wonderful Christmas.

    Cheers FAB & Anita.

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  17. Cheers Frank. All the best to you both too.

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  18. Happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year Keith.

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  19. Thanks Trevor :)
    A merry Christmas to you and Angie.

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  20. Thank you Kozma. I hope you have a great Christmas too.

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